Saturday, December 20

How could that be my best trait?!

Complete sincerity: You believe in being
straightforward with others, and you expect the
same from them. People would consider you a
good listener, and one who is calm and mostly

Which Characteristic From the Samurai Code Matches You Best? (You may find out your best trait)
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Thursday, December 18


Baubels- You're rounded. And shiny.....and you
hang..hmm sounds familiar..

+~(What Christmas Decoration Are You?)~+
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You're Skittles!!! You have a very interesting
personality, you're so unique. You're the kind
of person who always thinks outside of the box.
You're also a very accepting individual, and
believe in inner beauty.

Which kind of candy are you?
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Wednesday, December 17

ahhh, much more vague...that's better

You are the creation of the mad genius Dr.
Frankenstein. You are considered his monster.
Stitched together with the flesh of corpses you
were brought back to life by a machine of life
your creator used to generate the power of
lightning to give you life. Possessing the
brain of a murderer yet the intelligence of a
child, you are a lonesome creature who has no
real freind, only terrified foes.

Which Classic Movie Monster Are You?
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Tuesday, December 16

I'd disagree, but who's listening?!

You are an Atheist, you dont believe in any god/s,
just whats tangible. You are faithless, and
most likely correct in your view of the world.

What Is Your True Religion?
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Sunday, December 14

Here's a link to Asian astrology...But now, about me, of course....

and then...(sign)

The Dragon is one of the most powerfuland lucky Signs of the Chinese Zodiac. Its warm heart makes the Dragon's brash, fiery energy far more palatable. This is a giving, intelligent and tenacious Sign that knows exactly what it wants and is determined to get it. Dragons possess a certain natural, charming charisma that ensures they can always influence their peers and often find themselves the center of attention in social situations. This Sign is truly blessed, too; Dragons are considered to be very lucky in love! The Dragon's friends are always keen to hear what this forefront has to say and when it comes to dispensing advice, the Dragon has the floor.

Its ego can get in the Dragon's way, but even so, this larger-than-life creature has a knack for initiating projects and keeping the troops motivated. According to Dragons, it's their natural born right to lead the way-- because who else could do it so surely and so well? As lucky as they are, Dragons have a good chance of achieving considerable material wealth during their lifetimes, although it isn't mere money that's this Sign's main motivation. Power is what the Dragon wants and truly believes it deserves. Dragons are quite the opportunists, forever searching for ways in which to consolidate their considerable power. Contrary to all this strength and fire, a weakened Dragon is a sad sack, a creature that refuses to take defeat with even a modicum of grace.

The role of leader is the only one the Dragon wants, the better from which to give orders and be king of the hill. They make solid leaders, too, knowing instinctively what needs to be done to stay on top. Crossing the Dragon is never a good idea -- this beast can singe! A valuable life lesson for this clever creature would be to absorb the principles of flexibility, compassion and tolerance. Being high and mighty can serve to inspire others, but it also keeps Dragons from living their lives to the fullest. If Dragons can learn to balance their quest for success with an appreciation for the little things, their life will be more than worthwhile.

and then....(element)

Those of you born under the influence of the Chinese ElementFire burn through life with your fierce charm, your impulsive enthusiasm and your restless emotions. A natural leader, you inspire with your decisive action and dramatic expression; people can't help but be magnetically drawn to you. Where will you lead your followers? Likely into an exciting adventure of some sort. You're instinctual, but your mind sparks with new ideas and clever solutions.

In love, you're highly-charged -- even combustible at times! Hot tamales to the core, these dynamic individuals can see straight to the heart of an issue and make it work for them. You may seem single-minded, but you just refuse to be swayed from a cause they believe to be important.

and then.....(one day-- this week)

You'll have an intuition of things and people and at the same time an understanding of reality. You'll become easily impatient, irritable, changeable, but everything will turn out well after one or two good nights of sleep. You can achieve a great success in your work. It would be suicidal to live above your means. Many choices and decisions will be of your responsibility for you'll be very much solicited by your entourage; you'll assume your role gallantly and with success.

and then.....(Chinese Scorpio)

If you have Mars in Scorpio, you may have been told that you are magnetic, extremely desirable, and very intense. You are capable of reaching into the depths of human experience and bringing them forth in a concise and controlled way. Determined and self reliant, you are courageous and have no qualms about going after what you want. A little bit of James Bond may lurk somewhere in your soul, providing you with fabulous foolproof plan after plan, one always more ingenious than the next. You may even outwit yourself at times! You are able to remain focused in situations that take patience and perseverance. You are powerful and transformative. Overwhelming odds can be overcome by someone with this placement! You offer emotional depth to your relationships and are happiest when others provide you with what you are seeking.

and then.......(in the year of the goat)

Dragon's Overview
This year, you will become more sure of yourself and assert your originality, especially in your career, where your qualities will be acknowledged by your superiors and colleagues. But you'll also have the tendency to adopt overly radical positions at times; try to be more moderate. Beware: By refusing to make concessions, you'll antagonize even those who only want to help you! Expect luck to smile upon you.

Saturday, December 13

funny, kinda...

You're the smirk,a frown-smile hybrid that's a
little bit cocky and usually associated with
evil or arrogant,but attractive people.You
probably just don't give a damn,but it's
everyone else's fault if you don't because
you're too awesome to have any real faults.

What Kind of Smile are You?
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And I always thought I had just had big smiles...

Friday, December 12

It's been too long...

I have to share something more personal that poetry and quizzes every now and then. So, what we're going to do tomorrow night, brain, is try and take over the world, one house at a time. It seems best to start with my own.

Things can get pretty crazy with the half a dozen people here. I'm not complaining, really, but everyone else is. It's a den of gossip, conspiracy, and lies...and if that's not redundant enough, I don't know what is. I don't know what's worse: all the damn kids or all the damn BS. Now let me say, they're all college age, and leave it at that.

Anyway, I finally couldn't take anymore, of any of it. Everyone got a hefty dose of Toys worst medicine (I don't mean laughter!). Would you believe I even gave these rants/speeches/tirades with notes or paper? Impromptu never felt so damn good. I was surprised to see things change only took a couple days to notice all the things that didn't. But it's not a war, just a myriad of neverending battles. The more I fix, the more complaints I hear. I guess the problems were there before, but I hadn't heard them. But now that the honest airing of grievances has begun, I certainly can't stop it. I guess we just need a lil' more back-scratching. It even seems to rub-off on all those who enter. It's more contagious than the flu that they've all had the past few weeks.

Today's moral: You can't please everybody all the time, but you can help those who bitch the loudest....What a nice customer-service-friendly attitude -- how seasonal.

Thursday, December 11

Not again

Your William Burroughs, the hard man of hip! Your controversial and intent upon revolution!
William Burroughs

What classically cool poet or writer are you?
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I don't understand why I keep getting characters I don't particularly like. Perhaps I need to examine my own character better before I go on. If my quizzes have told me anything, it must be annoying.

Wednesday, December 10

some very freshman stuff...

The man I may fall in love with

He'll be strong and cute
Not the kind who
believes in silly myth
But not afraid
to play the flute
He'll believe in me
And I in him

Always ready to enjoy
a good spot of tea
Not too tall and not too slim
I want him smart
But not so much
that makes me feel dumb
To be just right
he's to have a good heart
And not get too excited
when I kiss his thumb

Hair of golden brown
Eyes of deep blue or green
Buttocks firm and round
Broad shoulders on which I can lean
Caressable nipples
Soft perked nose
Cute, but subtle dimple
Muscles in nicely isolated rows

All of these things would be hot
But all I really need to have
In my real man
Is love

He must have humor and truth
Give it all he's got
Be able to cheer me when I'm blue
And for this, my promise is simple
to love him, a lot

Tuesday, December 9

in my own lil' coffee house...

Stop the world, I want to get off
It revolves around me anyway
So, why not?
All that's necessary
is for me to say o.k.
It doesn't take a lot.

Something almost scared me,
But I'll never tell
So, would you please, say
just let me go free?
It's a living hell
I walk around more
on the world everyday
But it's just not right
Seems there's a lil' somethin'
amiss in every way

Spirits are not indeed
happy and light
now we're only gay or straight
And no one's having fun

No matter where I look
I see pure hate
No more words, just a gun

Black and white
forced to live together
But will and do not

Men and women marry
and kill whatever the whether
And hey, why not?

Humans, the ultimate game
are hunted everywhere
makes ya kinda wonder
about those fish

All these and many more
but I gotta worry, look
about my hair - mouse
'Cause I only love one wish

Stop the world, I want to get off
I have my happy one
lil' coffee house
If there's a problem-thing
It won't exist there

Some say it's the same
But I don't care,
I got my wish
I got off the world

When I came
into my door
I made them stop
though they fight

Because in here
there's no need
to smoke any more

Monday, December 8

...but I coulda sworn it was erased...

Amateur movie! You might not be too experienced in
the way of sex...but chances are, you do enjoy
it (or the thought of it). We'll probably see
you in some home video that surfaces on the
internet one day.

What kind of porno would you star in?
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Sunday, December 7

I like it, but I'm not getting a nose ring...

You are naturally born with a gift, whether it be
poetry, writing or song. You love beauty and
creativity, and usually are highly intelligent.
Others view you as mysterious and dreamy, yet
also bold since you hold firm in your beliefs.

What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
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Saturday, December 6

You should be dating a Pisces.
19 February - 20 March
Your mate is loving and caring, trusting and
hospitable, and romantic. Though he/she can be
self-pitying, temperamental or dependent, the
fishes are quite romantic in bed.

What Zodiac Sign Are You Attracted To?
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I only post this because it's too funny to keep to myself. All of my life, there's only been one sign that I've avoided -- with a passion. It's not too ironic, is it?!

Thursday, December 4

Quizzes can matter; and god's a game

This site frustrated me because I couldn't get a perfect score. I know I should have been satisfied with one mere hit, but I had to try for better. Please, let me know if you can top it.

It sounds more like a war than a quiz, but call it what you will, just try it. I'm not sure how to explain it, so, for once, just trust me, and try

Wednesday, December 3

Perhaps, I am biased, but...

Here's the best new blog. It's freshly published, and far more professional-looking than mine. It's listed below, but for the lazy. I learned a lot, especially about transexuals. But don't worry, it's safe-fun for has to be, my lil' brother did it (and we all know how innocent I think he is).