lowes

They can have their little feckin' apostrophe ... lowe's


but I am certainly not freakin' capitalizing them... Lowe's


and, I far'gain dare ya to even just ask me to use their proper fuh-reakin' name...

Lowe's Home Improvement Stores


so, don't even flipping consider fackin' mentioning their official f'ing name in my company...

Lowe's Companies, Inc.




I don't even know where to start.
But, I will say: dogs.
Fuckin' eh, I like daigs.


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